Animal Rights

September 2nd, 2008
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24 Responses to “Animal Rights”

  1. Bob Says:

    Fuck you,

    fucking selfish niggers.

    meat is murder.

  2. Maria Says:

    Hey Bob… I don’t eat meat either, it doesn’t mean I have the right to be an ignorant bastard and use racial slurs to express myself. Just go to another page.. sheesh.

  3. Pemm Says:

    Meat is delicious, and it’s horrible how some suppliers go about obtaining it.

    Organizations like PETA could be incredibly convincing and do a lot of good if they’d stop being absolutely insane.

  4. meg Says:

    I have to agree… I eat meat, it tastes good. I however think the native americans had it right, instead of abusing the animals we will one day eat we should treat them with the dignity and respect that we do soldiers because just as a soldier does, those animals will give their lives to better ours. Why then do we abuse them and not make their time before the ultimate sacrifice as wonderful as possible.

  5. andy Says:

    Hey Bob,

    You’re right, meat is murder. But in your case, I don’t think that that is a bad option you ignorant wanker.

  6. andy Says:

    actually Bob, I eat meat. I enjoy it. I don’t think it is murder. I just wanted to point out you are an idiot and that seemed the funniest way to do it. Whilst I eat meat, I don’t think animals should be treated with disrespect or suffer for my stomach. I grew up on a farm and I think anyone who eats meat should be prepared to kill the animal themselves. Meg has it right I think, in her own adorable hippy way. You Bob, do not. I suspect that you have an IQ that measures in negative numbers, given your astronomically stupid racist comments. If you are a white man using this, you should be charged with racial vilification. If you are a black man, you should be ashamed of yourself. If, as I suspect, you are an intolerant bigot with the social and intellectual skills of a protozoa, then it doesn’t really matter what colour your skin is. You’ve been punished enough.

  7. Bob Hates You Says:

    How dare any of you question the almighty bob.

    Anyway, the photo is clearly photoshopped, if you look at the shadow and the pixels, you can see they are a bit off on the chicken. Trust me, I have seen a lot of shops in my day.

  8. amanda Says:

    bob:

    animal rights > human rights

    :/

    sad part is there are lots of crazy peta supporters and the like that actually think this way. animals are really cool and we need to be less of a bunch of assholes when we’re slaughtering them, but i’m pretty sure people come first.

  9. I Eat Meat Too Says:

    “Totally” Shop-ed!

  10. david Says:

    i’ve always looked at it this way: we are omnivores. no other animal on the planet that can eat meat won’t. our sentience intrinsically gets in the way of our superior intelligence. steak is great.

  11. Sarah Says:

    Meg –

    Nice sentiment, but actually, animals don’t “give” their lives – we steal them.

    Amanda –

    Somehow, I doubt that an animal would be of the same opinion if it had the ability to reason and communicate its beliefs. It’s all relative, for example, if you had to save one family from certain death, would you save your, or mine?

  12. David Says:

    BIGOT’S RIGHTS #1
    “You have the right to be an asshole.”

    I’m a long-time vegetarian, but I appreciate the humor of the poster’s message. I can usually tolerate meatatarians pretty well, but if, like Bob, they are meatheads as well, they get a little hard to take. But that’s ok – in your next lives, you’re all coming back as steers. See you on the grill!

  13. Jorge Says:

    I work in a slaughterhouse. I am in charge of the executions, I do my job with the utmost efficiency. When you slit the necks of cattle for 12 hours a day, it tends to bring out a side of your personality that you would otherwise keep hidden. The nation would suffer if it was not for men and women like me and every last one of my cousins. I go to sleep every night drenched in blood. The smell of the blood helps to bring the bessie under a clam, she submits with a tender gaze. We lock eyes, both of us understanding our feeble lives to be nothing less than the perpetuation of a larger scale bacteria who happen to identify themselves through pain and thought. It is about this time that I haphazardly cut the windpipe and drain her of her bodily fluids.

  14. Kenneth Finkle Says:

    I like eggs. I like eggs and bacon, but sausage more. I like eggs fresh, right from the chicken. I talk to the chickens, and ask them to lay me an egg so that i can fill my belly with it. When i go to the farm to talk to the chickens to get my eggs, we have pleasant conversations. We talk about styles of eggs, methods to lay an egg, what eggs go best with. We also talk about leisure activities, hobbies and recreational activites. Sometimes the chicken and I will do drugs and sword fight. Usually i win since i have thumbs, but let me tell you if that chicken was a human it would be the bruce lee of sword fighting, or maybe bruce lee’s nephew. At times, we get into very competitive battles and arguments, most of the time in regards to me calling the chicken a hen. Sometimes in the heat of the dispute i will chop off the chicken’s leg and eat it, to build back up my energy. The chicken doesnt mind though, he knows his purpose and place on the food chain. The chicken is energetic and content with being a meal for us humans, he told me no joke. so to put an end to this, chickens like to be eaten, but they dont have a problem with those who dont eat them because then they can live longer to lay more eggs for me. moral of the story, chickens eat us, we eat them back.

  15. Max Says:

    So yeah, for people who are against eating meat, thanks for causing global warming. All those animals create methane, which is a greenhouse gas. Not eating them lets them make even more, and instead you eat those wonderful plants that convert those nasty greenhouse gases to delicious healthy O2. Also, you know what humans are, living breathing animals, and its not murder for other animals to eat animals. In theory I could charge your theoritical cat for murder if it ate a mouse. So go on killing the planet D. Bags

  16. Aaaaaaa Says:

    For every animal you don’t eat, I’m going to eat three.

  17. Eliana Says:

    Bobs a douche!

  18. Jwal Says:

    bob…ima get my korean friends to eat your pets…and my british friends,to eat you

  19. Jwal Says:

    ps. i think kenneth is high

  20. EHVMichael Says:

    Damn, this post is brilliant.
    I’m gonna print it and put it above my desk at work especially for the Bobs out there

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