Come on johnny wake up.
I have worked for the last 39 years in a toilet paper factory cutting the little holes between the sheets of paper and i think i can safely say that its a very very good forgery.
There is no shops in that photo at all.
and thanks again to johhnyonthespot, you are the best photoshop spotter on the web…by far. Thanks for relieving me of the burden of trying to figure ThIS one out…you knob
Another great example of why I hate Americans.
1. They’re all paedophiles.
2. They can’t spell paedophile properly. (Why do they insist on perverting the English language so much)
They should all be burnt at the stake like the heretics they are. Either that or enslaved to serve the civilized world for an eternity. “MWAHAHAHAHA!”
Im not american, but Paedophile is actually latin, not directly english. Just thought id correct that since you used it as an example of why you hate americans ^_^
Johnobrow is another great example of why he is a fucking retard.
1. How the hell do you know this is done by an American?!
2.Americans aren’t all paedophiles, and if they were all paedophiles, who would they paedophiliate?
3. Johnobrow is a lifeless retard without a job who spends almost all week playing on world of warcraft.
4. He deserves to be cut up into pieces and then fed to a pack of bulldogs, then their shit should be thrown into a fire, then any remaining ashes should be sealed in concrete and thrown into the middle of the atlantic ocean, before being taken out and shot off into space for some other planet to have to put up with his shit.
You’re all a bunch of fuck tards that need to get off the goddamn computer once and a while and go have a few beers and get laid. I’m telling you this for your own good you fucking cum-wads!
oh and if all these people on this comment list are “fuck tards that need to get off the goddamn computer once in a while”, because they left a comment on a picture… hold on let me write this out of you in the transitive property
Commenting picture=FuckTard
Mickey12Guage=Commented Picture (and must have spent his precious time when he could be “having a few beers and meeting ladies”)
Hey Johnobrow (WTF?!), TheCraig has you sussed. Also, be thankful that we decided to stop kicking your limey faggot ass (American stereotype of Brits) and took up for you in the ensuing wars. Oh, go fuck yourself too and try not to fuck THAT up (remember colonization?).
You are all cunts. The word paedophile is a Latin-Greek blend (the affix phil meaning love in Greek). But since Latin and ancient Greek are dead languages, I think it is fair to say that paedophile is an English word. So, to conclude, you are all cunts. Especially those of you from the USA. Cunts.
Thank you all for this hilarious thread. We have had almost the entire gamut of Internet memes from “it’s photo shopped” to “Americans are retards” including “Fuck you limey faggot” and “go out and get laid” .All that is missing is someone posting “first” a statement of “you are gay” a godwin’s law (eg:you are hitler)and a reference to “All your base are belong to us”. My favorite posts so far are ‘Guest’ with his witty ironic statement and ‘Marv’ with his funny idea of it being easy to confuse typing pedophile and fucktard in a simple transposition error. Also ‘TheCraig’ there is no such word as ‘paedophiliate’, putting ‘ate’ as a suffix of any word does not make it valid. In ending I would like to reitterate the words of Cato the Elder : Carthago delenda est!
Yes, dubito, indeed all we need now is you telling you grandchildren “ahh isn’t the internet wonderful” ah haw haw. Like yeah I know all the clichés, am I hip to the slang?
Throw in a little pretentious latin so we know how smart you are.
Oh today I found I bugger in my h air,
And yesterday I know it was not there,
So will somebody please,
Explain if someone sneezed,
Because today I found a bugger in my hair.
Fuck M.Jackson for the child molesting piece of shit that he is.
Other than that, have a nice day all you Americans. the rest of you go hide from Hitler.
Dubito, thank you! You pretty much read my mind. Seriously, some people really need to learn that acting tough on the internet while you hide away safely behind your monitor isn’t fooling anyone and that the incredible lack of logic that display will get them absolutely nowhere. Calling all Americans retards is pretty racist and anybody who can make a statement about every individual in an entire country and think it’s true is obviously very uneducated (kinda ironic when you’re calling somebody else a retard).
It is NOT PHOTOSHOPPED, I was there when the picture was taken. Michael held a picture of a pdf icon next to his head, and the word pedophile was on a cue card.
Hahahaha, the comments here are almost funnier than the picture…
Let me address a few problems that I have noticed:
1. johnnyonthespot was obviously making a joke. This joke was to be seen as a non-malicious, satirical attack on the internet community, and the common act of commenting “photoshopped” on an obviously fake photograph.
2. Not all Americans are- Wait, do I even need to go there? Wow… I understand that almost everyone hates us, but I can’t understand why. Ok, well, I can. I hate the majority of Americans, because the majority of Americans ARE ignorant, racist, sexist bigots. Feel free to hate them. But don’t label the rest of us open-minded individuals under the same label. Please, don’t be so ignorant.
All of this having been said:
It’s a fucking joke. Chill out and laugh.
But whats up with ppl defending Michael Jackson. It’s not like ppl are saying his music sucks which is clearly a matter of opinion, they are saying hes a fucking pedophile (English) based off of umm all the allegations? How can you honestly defend him. Just because you liked some of his records and you feel bad cause he looks like a freak doesn’t mean that you “know” him. How do you know he’s not a pedophile?
The Words People Use To Describe Americans Is Absolutely Hilarious.Especially For The Fact That Americans Are A Mix Of Many Different Cultures,Countries,Etc.So Therefore, Calling Them One Of These Rather Racist Words, You Could Easily Be Calling Your Self The Same.Well,There You Have It.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
ahahaha
June 16th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
cleverrrrrrr
Very clever
June 16th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
that’s so true, so very true
June 17th, 2008 at 12:03 am
Aggreed, PDF’s are just that hard to work with.
June 17th, 2008 at 1:15 am
LoL! This is genius
June 17th, 2008 at 2:12 am
i’d have loved a catholic priest in the first pic
June 17th, 2008 at 2:51 am
that is fucking libellous you cruel bastard.
Michael jackson is a real legend and charming, gentle person… what’s up with you???
June 17th, 2008 at 3:57 am
sure he could be all that, Poster michael, but he’s also a pedophile
June 17th, 2008 at 6:00 am
photoshopped
June 17th, 2008 at 10:38 am
That ’s very clever of you to notice johhnyonthespot, I wouldn’t have noticed it myself -_-’
June 17th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Come on johnny wake up.
I have worked for the last 39 years in a toilet paper factory cutting the little holes between the sheets of paper and i think i can safely say that its a very very good forgery.
There is no shops in that photo at all.
June 17th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
LOL
and thanks again to johhnyonthespot, you are the best photoshop spotter on the web…by far. Thanks for relieving me of the burden of trying to figure ThIS one out…you knob
June 17th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Another great example of why I hate Americans.
1. They’re all paedophiles.
2. They can’t spell paedophile properly. (Why do they insist on perverting the English language so much)
They should all be burnt at the stake like the heretics they are. Either that or enslaved to serve the civilized world for an eternity. “MWAHAHAHAHA!”
C yaz
June 17th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Im not american, but Paedophile is actually latin, not directly english. Just thought id correct that since you used it as an example of why you hate americans ^_^
June 17th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
lol u got me but still why “pedophile”?
What’s that all about?
June 17th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Johnobrow is another great example of why he is a fucking retard.
1. How the hell do you know this is done by an American?!
2.Americans aren’t all paedophiles, and if they were all paedophiles, who would they paedophiliate?
3. Johnobrow is a lifeless retard without a job who spends almost all week playing on world of warcraft.
4. He deserves to be cut up into pieces and then fed to a pack of bulldogs, then their shit should be thrown into a fire, then any remaining ashes should be sealed in concrete and thrown into the middle of the atlantic ocean, before being taken out and shot off into space for some other planet to have to put up with his shit.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
You all suck, everyone knows Asians rule.
Your tag cloud suggests bestiality btw.
And bestiality is the correct spelling.
June 17th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
You’re all a bunch of fuck tards that need to get off the goddamn computer once and a while and go have a few beers and get laid. I’m telling you this for your own good you fucking cum-wads!
June 19th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
I was buttfucked at Neverland and only got this stupid tee-shirt
June 20th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
hey uh mickey12gauge, you’re pretty arrogant.
oh and if all these people on this comment list are “fuck tards that need to get off the goddamn computer once in a while”, because they left a comment on a picture… hold on let me write this out of you in the transitive property
Commenting picture=FuckTard
Mickey12Guage=Commented Picture (and must have spent his precious time when he could be “having a few beers and meeting ladies”)
therefore…
Mickey12Guage=Pedophile.
June 20th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
I apologize for that typo.
Mickey12Guage=FuckTard
June 20th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
dont worry about it man,
common typo,
they keys are like right next to eachother
June 20th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Hey Johnobrow (WTF?!), TheCraig has you sussed. Also, be thankful that we decided to stop kicking your limey faggot ass (American stereotype of Brits) and took up for you in the ensuing wars. Oh, go fuck yourself too and try not to fuck THAT up (remember colonization?).
June 21st, 2008 at 4:01 am
so pdf files used to be black?
June 21st, 2008 at 4:09 am
Wahahahah wtf…heheh
June 21st, 2008 at 1:38 pm
OMG, you guys are all hilarious. And Johnobrow, how can you say you hate Americans? I know you haven’t met them all because I don’t know you.
June 21st, 2008 at 1:50 pm
You are all cunts. The word paedophile is a Latin-Greek blend (the affix phil meaning love in Greek). But since Latin and ancient Greek are dead languages, I think it is fair to say that paedophile is an English word. So, to conclude, you are all cunts. Especially those of you from the USA. Cunts.
June 21st, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Thank you all for this hilarious thread. We have had almost the entire gamut of Internet memes from “it’s photo shopped” to “Americans are retards” including “Fuck you limey faggot” and “go out and get laid” .All that is missing is someone posting “first” a statement of “you are gay” a godwin’s law (eg:you are hitler)and a reference to “All your base are belong to us”. My favorite posts so far are ‘Guest’ with his witty ironic statement and ‘Marv’ with his funny idea of it being easy to confuse typing pedophile and fucktard in a simple transposition error. Also ‘TheCraig’ there is no such word as ‘paedophiliate’, putting ‘ate’ as a suffix of any word does not make it valid. In ending I would like to reitterate the words of Cato the Elder : Carthago delenda est!
June 21st, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Yes, dubito, indeed all we need now is you telling you grandchildren “ahh isn’t the internet wonderful” ah haw haw. Like yeah I know all the clichés, am I hip to the slang?
Throw in a little pretentious latin so we know how smart you are.
June 22nd, 2008 at 1:11 pm
This thread isn’t complete. Rickrolls plz. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:26 am
what it should say- …know the difference, it could save your (VIRGIN) life
June 24th, 2008 at 12:21 am
@marv:
lol
June 24th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
I can haz jeezus juice, Mr. Jacksun? Now, somebody call me Hitler for making that comment, and let’s get this thread finished.
June 24th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
It fake… i can see it has been photoshopped!
June 24th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
i am declaring prima noctes
June 25th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Oh today I found I bugger in my h air,
And yesterday I know it was not there,
So will somebody please,
Explain if someone sneezed,
Because today I found a bugger in my hair.
Fuck M.Jackson for the child molesting piece of shit that he is.
Other than that, have a nice day all you Americans. the rest of you go hide from Hitler.
June 27th, 2008 at 7:38 am
Dubito, thank you! You pretty much read my mind. Seriously, some people really need to learn that acting tough on the internet while you hide away safely behind your monitor isn’t fooling anyone and that the incredible lack of logic that display will get them absolutely nowhere. Calling all Americans retards is pretty racist and anybody who can make a statement about every individual in an entire country and think it’s true is obviously very uneducated (kinda ironic when you’re calling somebody else a retard).
June 27th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Thank you sooooo much for showing me the difference
June 29th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
man, and i thought in America you were innocent until proven guilty-MJ was never convicted.
still funny though…
June 29th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
buwahhahahahahaha lurrrrrv it
-Irish
June 30th, 2008 at 1:31 am
It is NOT PHOTOSHOPPED, I was there when the picture was taken. Michael held a picture of a pdf icon next to his head, and the word pedophile was on a cue card.
June 30th, 2008 at 5:23 am
actually both spellings of pedophile are correct…
this was a very entertaining read, and the picture was a good laugh!
Ok, now go ahead and insult me for telling you my opinions.
July 1st, 2008 at 8:13 am
LEAVE Michael Jackson ALLONE! Leave him allone!…
July 1st, 2008 at 8:13 am
LEAVE Michael Jackson ALLONE! Leave him allone!…
July 8th, 2008 at 7:54 am
Clearly photoshopped!
July 11th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Hahahaha, the comments here are almost funnier than the picture…
Let me address a few problems that I have noticed:
1. johnnyonthespot was obviously making a joke. This joke was to be seen as a non-malicious, satirical attack on the internet community, and the common act of commenting “photoshopped” on an obviously fake photograph.
2. Not all Americans are- Wait, do I even need to go there? Wow… I understand that almost everyone hates us, but I can’t understand why. Ok, well, I can. I hate the majority of Americans, because the majority of Americans ARE ignorant, racist, sexist bigots. Feel free to hate them. But don’t label the rest of us open-minded individuals under the same label. Please, don’t be so ignorant.
All of this having been said:
It’s a fucking joke. Chill out and laugh.
July 13th, 2008 at 3:23 am
Haha, I agree with will!
But whats up with ppl defending Michael Jackson. It’s not like ppl are saying his music sucks which is clearly a matter of opinion, they are saying hes a fucking pedophile (English) based off of umm all the allegations? How can you honestly defend him. Just because you liked some of his records and you feel bad cause he looks like a freak doesn’t mean that you “know” him. How do you know he’s not a pedophile?
August 17th, 2008 at 1:20 am
The Words People Use To Describe Americans Is Absolutely Hilarious.Especially For The Fact That Americans Are A Mix Of Many Different Cultures,Countries,Etc.So Therefore, Calling Them One Of These Rather Racist Words, You Could Easily Be Calling Your Self The Same.Well,There You Have It.
Coming from A Michigander. Oh, Go Blue. =]
September 19th, 2008 at 8:51 am
“But since Latin and ancient Greek are dead languages, I think it is fair to say that paedophile is an English word.”
LOL.
All your shit, are belong to us.
September 30th, 2008 at 1:46 am
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